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All in Plastic Spark Reviews
Review - Mastermind Creations R-17 Carnifex
"I grant you freedom, Decepticons- In every sense of the word! Why bow to the narrow needs of Megatron, When Garrus-9 can offer us a world of delights?"
Review - Takara MP-32 Optimus Primal / Convoy (Beast Wars)
" Remember the Great War, Rattrap? If the Predacons get enough Energon they'll start it again. We can't let that happen. Besides, you wanted exploration, and here we are on an unknown planet - what more do you want? "
Review - TruForce Collectibles Mega Man X-Boost (SDCC 2016 Exclusive)
"Time to get serious!"
Review - TruForce Collectibles Mega Man X-Kai (NYCC 2015 Exclusive)
"I don't care about justice or peace! Who's the strongest? That's my only concern."
Gallery - TruForce Collectibles Mega Man X (Kickstarter Variant)
"Better watch out X, I might just steal your spotlight!"
Review - TruForce Collectibles Mega Man X
"I'll finish this. Right here. Right now. I WILL DEFEAT YOU, SIGMA!"
Review - Mastermind Creations R-13 Spartan
" Hey, if I didn't get drunk, I'd probably let juiced-up cadets like that throw robots across rooms. But seeing as I'm five quarts of energon to the wind, I think I'm gonna give them a quick lesson in manners... "
Mini Review - Takara LG17 Blackarachnia (Blackwidow)
" Sorry, chunk-style, but I like being a bad girl. And you know something else? Somewhere, deep beneath this squeaky-clean armor plating of yours... I think you like it too. Hmmm? "
Mini Review - Takara LG16 Slipstream
" The truth is well-hidden. To find it, you have to lose yourself in a sea of lies. "
Mini Review - Takara LG15 Nightbird Shadow
"Imagine, Autobots playing nursemaid to an Earth robot. It's probably just a glorified wind-up toy."
Mini Review - Titans Return Blurr
" We got Decepticons at the gates! Decepticons in the air! Decepticons inside the walls! Decepticons, Decepticons, Decepticons! "