"Okay, Tarantulas, here's the scoop. Megatron is a slag-sucking saurian. Got it?"
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"Okay, Tarantulas, here's the scoop. Megatron is a slag-sucking saurian. Got it?"
“Greetings Megatron. In the name of the pact Cybertronia and the Predacon Alliance, you are under arrest.”
“Lights are on, but nobody's home... except the automated defenses, of course. Oh, well. She stoops to conquer!”
“The question which once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed, and my choices are my own... and yet, how ironic! For I now find, I have no choice at all! I am warrior! Let the battle be joined!”
" Remember the Great War, Rattrap? If the Predacons get enough Energon they'll start it again. We can't let that happen. Besides, you wanted exploration, and here we are on an unknown planet - what more do you want? "
" Sorry, chunk-style, but I like being a bad girl. And you know something else? Somewhere, deep beneath this squeaky-clean armor plating of yours... I think you like it too. Hmmm? "
Across the galaxy, it has come to this, Optimus Primal. Face to face, tooth to claw, yeeeesssss.