"I've got better things to do tonight than die!"
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
All in Wreckers
Review - Mastermind Creations R-24 Turben
"D'you realize who I am? I'm the Autobot who lands the final punch. I'm the Autobot who leaves you twitching in the dust. I'm the Autobot who decides whether you live or die. I'm a force of nature. An apocalypse on legs. A brutal symphony of sound and fury."
Review - Mastermind Creations R-23 Dicamus
"You just need to learn to accept change, Impactor. After all, We're Cybertronians. It's what we do. I feel the time I've given over to Springer has made me a better 'bot. I don't even think about the really big guns any more..."
Review - Mastermind Creations R-13 Spartan
" Hey, if I didn't get drunk, I'd probably let juiced-up cadets like that throw robots across rooms. But seeing as I'm five quarts of energon to the wind, I think I'm gonna give them a quick lesson in manners... "