"Call sanitation! There's junk all over the street."
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
All in Transformers Photography
"Call sanitation! There's junk all over the street."
"This is the D.J.D. We bring you good news and bad news. The bad news: One of your number has transgressed. He knows who he is. The good news: If you hand him over we'll let the other six of you watch while we kill him. You have 15 minutes to work out where your loyalties lie."
"Nice to meet you loser! They call me Misfire, Long story, Actually you know what? It isn't. It's a very short story involving a machine gun, a misunderstanding, and a dozen dead Decepticons."
"My name is Windblade, and I'm not from Cybertron, But I will do anything I can to protect it."
"In this farewell, There's no blood, there's no alibi.
'Cause I've drawn regret. From the truth of a thousand lies.
So let mercy come and wash away...
What I've done."
Rest in Peace Chester Bennington
March 20, 1976 - July 20, 2017
"Things like taking orders, and command structure, aren't my thing. A trucker's first rule is 'to go where the wind blows and where his heart resides!' That's how it is for me."
"YOU CAN GNAWT ESCAPE!"
"Know the game and you can win a battle; know the players and you can win the war."
"Hear that Topspin? We're officially classified!"
"Maybe I should change my name to Top Secret."
"In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith, days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come, that we forsake this planet and its people."
Long suspected of having one too many disconnected circuits in his logic center, Triggerhappy is a crazed, computerized creep who thinks everything is a big joke. Even in the midst of a raging battle, he's usually too busy laughing uncontrollably and drooling lubricant to look where he's shooting.
"Datum Received. Conclusion; Must destroy Abominus at once!"