"I'm the King of the Road 'round here! Get in my way and it'll be the last thing you do!"
Another day out with the boys! Just me, Mayhem and Chaos! I love this job!
You cowboy around with The Avengers some, Guys got, what, armor, magic, super-powers, super-strength, shrink-dust, Grow-rays, Magic, Healing Factors… I'm an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Palaeolithic era…
"What does it matter if I meet my fate now, or when my circuits fail?"
"What do you think of my new paint job? No need for him anymore..."
Across the galaxy, it has come to this, Optimus Primal. Face to face, tooth to claw, yeeeesssss.
It's not paranoia, if they're really out to get you!
The first one to cross the finish line lives!
Elita One, this is Chromia reporting for duty!
It is the year two thousand and five...in 2015!!!
I'm the one holding the obscenely large gun...
Look out and shout! KFC Transistor pumps up the jams!
