"YOU CAN GNAWT ESCAPE!"
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
All in Transformers Photography
Review - Titans Return Krok
"Know the game and you can win a battle; know the players and you can win the war."
Review - Titans Return Topspin
"Hear that Topspin? We're officially classified!"
"Maybe I should change my name to Top Secret."
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Gallery - Custom Jetwing Optimus Prime [Customized by Bryan Liu]
"In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith, days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come, that we forsake this planet and its people."
Mini Review - Titans Return Triggerhappy
Long suspected of having one too many disconnected circuits in his logic center, Triggerhappy is a crazed, computerized creep who thinks everything is a big joke. Even in the midst of a raging battle, he's usually too busy laughing uncontrollably and drooling lubricant to look where he's shooting.
Mini Review - Takara Unite Warriors Computron
"Datum Received. Conclusion; Must destroy Abominus at once!"
Review - Takara MP-32 Optimus Primal / Convoy (Beast Wars)
" Remember the Great War, Rattrap? If the Predacons get enough Energon they'll start it again. We can't let that happen. Besides, you wanted exploration, and here we are on an unknown planet - what more do you want? "
Mini Review - Takara LG17 Blackarachnia (Blackwidow)
" Sorry, chunk-style, but I like being a bad girl. And you know something else? Somewhere, deep beneath this squeaky-clean armor plating of yours... I think you like it too. Hmmm? "
Mini Review - Takara LG16 Slipstream
" The truth is well-hidden. To find it, you have to lose yourself in a sea of lies. "
Mini Review - Takara LG15 Nightbird Shadow
"Imagine, Autobots playing nursemaid to an Earth robot. It's probably just a glorified wind-up toy."
Mini Review - Titans Return Blurr
" We got Decepticons at the gates! Decepticons in the air! Decepticons inside the walls! Decepticons, Decepticons, Decepticons! "
Mini Review - Titans Return Weirdwolf (Wolfwire)
" Destroy the Autobots I shall! Tear them to shreds I will! "