"I've got better things to do tonight than die!"
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
All in Galleries
Mini Review - Jaina Solo (Star Wars Black Series)
"That's not right. The dark side doesn't make you any stronger. It's faster, easier, more seductive. It's also more tenacious. Just as the light side brings freedom, the dark side brings only bondage. Once you enslave yourself to the dark side of the Force, you may never escape."
Gallery - FansToys FT-22 Koot
"I talk some T.V.! - And now the news, don't touch that dial!"
Gallery - Generation Toy GT-02 IDW Tyrant
"The Decepticons. A million years to create them. A thousand days to destroy them. A hundred words to rebuild them. Everything is as it should be. Truly, the only difference between this resurrection and all the others, is that this time... This time I will not fail."
Gallery - Unique Toys Peru Kill
"Every galaxy I have traveled, all you species are the same. You all think you're the center of the universe. You have no idea..."
Gallery - Power of the Primes Dreadwind
Dreadwind always looks on the bleak side of things. Grim and gloomy, he acts as if his best friend has become permanently inoperative. As ominous as a storm cloud and as chilling as a winter breeze, he somehow manages to convey his doom-laden message even in jet mode!
Gallery - Power of the Primes Swoop
"Good part, Kup! Tell Swoop good part!"
Review - Fans Hobby MB-06 Power Baser
"Things like taking orders and command structure isn't my thing. A trucker's first rule is 'to go where the wind blows and where his heart resides!' That's how it is for me."
Review - Figma Deadpool DX ver.
"Are you ready for the greatest night of your life?! I hope not. Because, seriously, you should have higher aspirations. Still, I've got a few yuks on the menu."
Review - Iron Factory IF-EX22 War Giant Set-A (Attackers)
"Swindle, would you stop worrying about salvage and scrap those slaggin' Autobrats already!"
"Brawl, you simple brute. There's always time for commerce..."
Review - Figma Gwendolyn (Odin Sphere)
"Your Majesty, if you persist in insulting my husband, my spear will take your hand. If you do not want your life extinguished, get out of my sight!"
Gallery - Deluxe Barricade (Transformers The Last Knight)
"I'm back from the grave for... 3 MINUTES?! I ONLY GET 3 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME AND 2 LINES?!"