"The Decepticons are retreating!"
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
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"The Decepticons are retreating!"
"Human creatures of earth, We come in peace. We come to you to preach the message of unity, Co-operation, and goodwill between our races... Ours is a message of kindness..."
"I don't care which second-rate opportunist has taken your place, whether it's Shockwave or Soundwave or Swindle. What it all comes down to, Megatron, is us. You and I. We could end this war right now with a handshake. Look me in the eye and say you want it ended, and it will end."
"Call sanitation! There's junk all over the street."
"This is the D.J.D. We bring you good news and bad news. The bad news: One of your number has transgressed. He knows who he is. The good news: If you hand him over we'll let the other six of you watch while we kill him. You have 15 minutes to work out where your loyalties lie."
"Look at that sky! I'm glad to get to say that after being underground for so long!"
A sinister planet threatens the galaxy! Space Hunter Samus Aran returns to battle a planet crawling with evil creatures bent on universal domination!
"If you ask me, There's no happiness to be found in death. No peace either. I'm leaving here alive."
"You're a squid now! You're a kid now! Either way you're well armed!"
"Face it, Harl, this stinks! You're a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown. At wait point did my life go Looney Tunes? How did it happen? Who's to blame?... Batman, that's who. Batman! It's always been Batman! Ruining my life, spoiling my fun! Coming between me and my Puddin' from the very beginning..."
"I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!"
"If it's just a game, at least be brave enough to run towards the guns and die!"