All in Plastic Spark Reviews
"Things like taking orders and command structure isn't my thing. A trucker's first rule is 'to go where the wind blows and where his heart resides!' That's how it is for me."
"Are you ready for the greatest night of your life?! I hope not. Because, seriously, you should have higher aspirations. Still, I've got a few yuks on the menu."
"Swindle, would you stop worrying about salvage and scrap those slaggin' Autobrats already!"
"Brawl, you simple brute. There's always time for commerce..."
"Your Majesty, if you persist in insulting my husband, my spear will take your hand. If you do not want your life extinguished, get out of my sight!"
"D'you realize who I am? I'm the Autobot who lands the final punch. I'm the Autobot who leaves you twitching in the dust. I'm the Autobot who decides whether you live or die. I'm a force of nature. An apocalypse on legs. A brutal symphony of sound and fury."
"Super fun, crazy articulated little target master dudes!"
"Prime told me there'd be days like this!"
"The Decepticons are retreating!"
"I don't care which second-rate opportunist has taken your place, whether it's Shockwave or Soundwave or Swindle. What it all comes down to, Megatron, is us. You and I. We could end this war right now with a handshake. Look me in the eye and say you want it ended, and it will end."
"Call sanitation! There's junk all over the street."
"Look at that sky! I'm glad to get to say that after being underground for so long!"
"If it's just a game, at least be brave enough to run towards the guns and die!"
