"If you ask me, There's no happiness to be found in death. No peace either. I'm leaving here alive."
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
"If you ask me, There's no happiness to be found in death. No peace either. I'm leaving here alive."
"You're a squid now! You're a kid now! Either way you're well armed!"
“The Matrix will not help you now Prime… This is truly your Darkest Hour.”
"Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, eject. Operation: interference!"
"Face it, Harl, this stinks! You're a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown. At wait point did my life go Looney Tunes? How did it happen? Who's to blame?... Batman, that's who. Batman! It's always been Batman! Ruining my life, spoiling my fun! Coming between me and my Puddin' from the very beginning..."
"I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!"
"We don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch! Now all we need is a little energon and a gigantic Optimus Prime"
"If it's just a game, at least be brave enough to run towards the guns and die!"
"The balance of nature must be preserved by an unceasing battle for survival."
"Nice to meet you loser! They call me Misfire, Long story, Actually you know what? It isn't. It's a very short story involving a machine gun, a misunderstanding, and a dozen dead Decepticons."
"A scattered dream that's like a far off memory... A far off memory that's like a scattered dream... I wanna line the pieces up... yours, and mine..."
"My name is Windblade, and I'm not from Cybertron, But I will do anything I can to protect it."