" Destroy the Autobots I shall! Tear them to shreds I will! "
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
All in Plastic Spark Reviews
Mini Review - Titans Return Mindwipe
"The powers of darkness are a more powerful weapon than all the toys your science can muster."
Mini Review - Titans Return Chromedome
"A battle plan is only as good as it's programmer!"
Mini Review - Titans Return Highbrow
"War is the playground of the ignorant"
Mini Review - Titans Return Skullcruncher (Skullsmasher)
"—and we used to say to him, 'Megatron, mate, why not get all the Phase Sixers and throw 'em at the Autobots?' Like, 'Forget the planets! You can cyberform as many planets as you like once you've killed all your enemies! You're not making the best use of your assets.'"
Review - Fanstoys FT-15 Willis
“I owe you one from Sherman Dam, Rumble!”
Mini Review - CM’s Corporation - Gutto Kuru – Ginrai (Transformers Masterforce)
"Things like taking orders and command structure isn't my thing. A trucker's first rule is 'to go where the wind blows and where his heart resides!' That's how it is for me."
Review - Figma Link (A Link Between Worlds)
The legendary hero of Hyrule is here in Figma form!
Mini Review - Ocular Max RMX-01 Jaguar
“We believed in you. We dedicated our lives to you. You are the Decepticon cause! At least... you were..."
Mini Review - Titans Return Hardhead
"We're penned in! Tough as I am, There are limits to how much punishment I can take!"
Review - Iron Factory IF EX-16 Pink Assassin
“One time, I tortured a guy for six years. It gave me time to think, to get my head in order. It made me a better person.”
Review - Titans Return Brainstorm (Hasbro SDCC 2016 Titan Force Exclusive)
"I thought - Why settle for saving one life? Why not save you too? Why not save everyone?"