"You're goin' down Decepti-creep! G2 style!"
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
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Mini Review - Mister Moon (mini) Master Series MM01 & MM02
"Blaster! Ultra Magnus sends orders to contact Optimus Prime on Moonbase 01!"
"Alright! Cover your receptors Perceptor!"
Gallery - Kotobukiya Bishoujo Squirrel Girl
"You said it, girl. Give a squirrel a nut, feed 'im for a day...but teach 'im to plant an oak tree, and he'll never go nut-less."
Gallery - Kotobukiya Bishoujo Black Canary
"So you're just going to let them take over. Is that it? Why don't you just give them the keys to your cars... your houses. Maybe then they'll leave you alone... but I wouldn't count on it. If you don't stand up and fight for what's yours... you won't have anything left worth fighting for."
Review - DX9 Kaleidoscope 01 - Freeman
"Dun Dun Boop Boop-Boop Boop Bwooooooooooom."
Gallery - FansToys FT-19 Apache
"I've got better things to do tonight than die!"
Mini Review - Jaina Solo (Star Wars Black Series)
"That's not right. The dark side doesn't make you any stronger. It's faster, easier, more seductive. It's also more tenacious. Just as the light side brings freedom, the dark side brings only bondage. Once you enslave yourself to the dark side of the Force, you may never escape."
Gallery - FansToys FT-22 Koot
"I talk some T.V.! - And now the news, don't touch that dial!"
Gallery - Generation Toy GT-02 IDW Tyrant
"The Decepticons. A million years to create them. A thousand days to destroy them. A hundred words to rebuild them. Everything is as it should be. Truly, the only difference between this resurrection and all the others, is that this time... This time I will not fail."
Gallery - Unique Toys Peru Kill
"Every galaxy I have traveled, all you species are the same. You all think you're the center of the universe. You have no idea..."
Gallery - Power of the Primes Dreadwind
Dreadwind always looks on the bleak side of things. Grim and gloomy, he acts as if his best friend has become permanently inoperative. As ominous as a storm cloud and as chilling as a winter breeze, he somehow manages to convey his doom-laden message even in jet mode!
Gallery - Power of the Primes Swoop
"Good part, Kup! Tell Swoop good part!"